Monday, November 4, 2013
Next week sees the US release of Last Vegas, with Bob as one of four oldsters having one final bash together in Vegas. I love that movies are finally being made specifically for the ageing boomer demographic, but must they be prematurely senile as well? This one looks like Red meets The Bucket List. Christmas Day will bring us Grudge Match, co-starring Sylvester Stallone. The pitch for this one was obviously Rocky meets Raging Bull, so we have reached, in the De Niro oeuvre, the equivalent of Alien Vs Predator. And you thought rock bottom was The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle?
Now we have The Family. Robert De Niro in a Luc Besson movie – that about says it all. Cartoonish, incoherent, under- and over-written in equal measure, visually grimy and tonally all over the place… Well, I admit these things don't bother me so much when it's Jason Statham upfront, but De Niro? Here, he's a painted-by-numbers mafioso under US witness protection safekeeping in Normandy, inexplicably. Trying to remain inconspicuous, the family members solve every problem, from bullies at school to snooty Gallic shopkeepers, with maximum violence and minimum plausibility. The script sounds like it was translated from French to English by the Japanese guy who writes hi-fi installation manuals. By the time Bob's old mafia enemies finally track him down, you're asleep.
There are 30-year-olds alive today who think De Niro's first great performance was Al Capone in The Untouchables. I was lucky enough to have watched De Niro emerge as a truly new and incendiary kind of movie actor as it happened. The unparalleled 1973-83 Scorsese partnership, The Godfather II, Bang The Drum Slowly, The Deer Hunter, True Confessions, Once Upon A Time In America; heaven, it was. And I do not know what happened.
